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Kim Jong Un Comments On Rumors He Was Assassinated in Beijing
Our sources from Pyongyang have relayed an official statement from the DPRK concerning Chinese Twitter rumors that Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has been assassinated. “Upon hearing the rumor that our beloved Supreme Leader has been assassinated, citizens of the DPRK flooded the streets … Continue reading
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Tagged chinese, Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Un Assassinated, ninja nerds, rumor, twitter
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More coverage from North Korea
Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has declared a national state of emergency after returning from the bathroom to see that someone has unpaused his Skyrim game without his consent. Loyal comrades are reported to be throwing themselves in the streets in outrage … Continue reading
Exclusive coverage from the DPRK after the funeral of Kim Jong Il
Kim Jong Un has now been officially presented to the people of North Korea as Supreme Leader, with the full backing of the Workers Party and the military. Exclusive coverage from our sources in North Korea reveal the Supreme Leader’s … Continue reading
Online Poker with Strong Bad
I have recently discovered a Steam game that surprised me. Now, I’m not much of an online poker player (Or a poker player at all really since I sort of suck at the rules). When I saw Poker Night at … Continue reading
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Tagged games, Homestarrunner, ninja nerds, Poker, Strongbad, Texas Hold'em
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Zombie Outbreak… Disaster or Opportunity?
I have been watching The Walking Dead. This show keeps me up at night. I am deeply worried that I will never get to experience a zombie outbreak. I feel like I was made for such a catastrophe. I use … Continue reading
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Tagged apocolypse, being a tard, ninja nerds, survival, the walking dead, zombies
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What Do They Call “Little People” in Middle Earth?
Modern people with dwarfism (like the most common achondroplasia form) call themselves either dwarves, or the more widely used term “Little People”. So what would they be called in Middle Earth? Dwarf was already taken. Hobbit is indeed a halfling, … Continue reading
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Tagged being a tard, dwarf, hobbit, little person, Lord Of The Rings, LOTR, Middle Earth, ninja nerds
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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
Everyone who was (or had) a child in the 90′s knows what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are. They were heroes on a half-shell. Crime fighting turtles that were transformed by a radioactive ooze, and given names by a rat. … Continue reading
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Tagged 90's, alcoholism, hemerrhoids, Middle-Aged Mutant Turtles, ninja nerds, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TMNT
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Ikea, LA Noire and a Book
I’ve been holding off on a few posts. It’s been a while so I wanted to make sure I put an update in. My book The Deliverer is coming along well. I’m already in to the third chapter of it, … Continue reading
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Tagged fiction, games, LA Noire, minecraft, ninja nerds, Review, story, Terraria, The Deliverer, writing
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New Novel – The Deliverer
I’m excited to share my newest project with everyone. It’s a novel called The Deliverer. You might notice a new page I’ve added to the menu bar. On this new page you can find out a little bit about the … Continue reading
Memory Lock
When many people try to recall their first memories, they often have great trouble. It really isn’t that they forgot. I think that the real reason is that they simply can’t get their brains to call up the sights, sounds … Continue reading