Category Archives: My Writing

These are stories and other things I’ve written, some are complete and others are works in progress.

Kim Jong Un Comments On Rumors He Was Assassinated in Beijing

Our sources from Pyongyang have relayed an official statement from the DPRK concerning Chinese Twitter rumors that Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has been assassinated. “Upon hearing the rumor that our beloved Supreme Leader has been assassinated, citizens of the DPRK flooded the streets … Continue reading

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More coverage from North Korea

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has declared a national state of emergency after returning from the bathroom to see that someone has unpaused his Skyrim game without his consent.  Loyal comrades are reported to be throwing themselves in the streets in outrage … Continue reading

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Exclusive coverage from the DPRK after the funeral of Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Un has now been officially presented to the people of North Korea as Supreme Leader, with the full backing of the Workers Party and the military.  Exclusive coverage from our sources in North Korea reveal the Supreme Leader’s … Continue reading

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Online Poker with Strong Bad

I have recently discovered a Steam game that surprised me.  Now, I’m not much of an online poker player (Or a poker player at all really since I sort of suck at the rules).  When I saw Poker Night at … Continue reading

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Zombie Outbreak… Disaster or Opportunity?

I have been watching The Walking Dead.  This show keeps me up at night.  I am deeply worried that I will never get to experience a zombie outbreak.  I feel like I was made for such a catastrophe.  I use … Continue reading

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What Do They Call “Little People” in Middle Earth?

Modern people with dwarfism (like the most common achondroplasia form) call themselves either dwarves, or the more widely used term “Little People”.  So what would they be called in Middle Earth?  Dwarf was already taken.  Hobbit is indeed a halfling, … Continue reading

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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

Everyone who was (or had) a child in the 90′s knows what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are.  They were heroes on a half-shell.  Crime fighting turtles that were transformed by a radioactive ooze, and given names by a rat.  … Continue reading

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Ikea, LA Noire and a Book

I’ve been holding off on a few posts.  It’s been a while so I wanted to make sure I put an update in.  My book The Deliverer is coming along well.  I’m already in to the third chapter of it, … Continue reading

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New Novel – The Deliverer

I’m excited to share my newest project with everyone.  It’s a novel called The Deliverer.  You might notice a new page I’ve added to the menu bar.  On this new page you can find out a little bit about the … Continue reading

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Memory Lock

When many people try to recall their first memories, they often have great trouble.  It really isn’t that they forgot.  I think that the real reason is that they simply can’t get their brains to call up the sights, sounds … Continue reading

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