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More coverage from North Korea

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Travis

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has declared a national state of emergency after returning from the bathroom to see that someone has unpaused his Skyrim game without his consent.  Loyal comrades are reported to be throwing themselves in the streets in outrage … Continue reading →

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Zombie Outbreak… Disaster or Opportunity?

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Travis

I have been watching The Walking Dead.  This show keeps me up at night.  I am deeply worried that I will never get to experience a zombie outbreak.  I feel like I was made for such a catastrophe.  I use … Continue reading →

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Exclusive New Picture of the Iphone 5!

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Travis

As a member of the blogging press I have been granted access to an exclusive picture of the Iphone 5.  As you can see, it’s impressively designed, and Apple remains in the forefront of innovation and cool, pragmatic device architecture. … Continue reading →

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What Do They Call “Little People” in Middle Earth?

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Travis

Modern people with dwarfism (like the most common achondroplasia form) call themselves either dwarves, or the more widely used term “Little People”.  So what would they be called in Middle Earth?  Dwarf was already taken.  Hobbit is indeed a halfling, … Continue reading →

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