Tag Archives: Kim Jong Un

Kim Jong Un Comments On Rumors He Was Assassinated in Beijing

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Travis

Our sources from Pyongyang have relayed an official statement from the DPRK concerning Chinese Twitter rumors that Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has been assassinated. “Upon hearing the rumor that our beloved Supreme Leader has been assassinated, citizens of the DPRK flooded the streets … Continue reading →

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More coverage from North Korea

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Travis

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has declared a national state of emergency after returning from the bathroom to see that someone has unpaused his Skyrim game without his consent.  Loyal comrades are reported to be throwing themselves in the streets in outrage … Continue reading →

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Exclusive coverage from the DPRK after the funeral of Kim Jong Il

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Travis

Kim Jong Un has now been officially presented to the people of North Korea as Supreme Leader, with the full backing of the Workers Party and the military.  Exclusive coverage from our sources in North Korea reveal the Supreme Leader’s … Continue reading →

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