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Kim Jong Un Comments On Rumors He Was Assassinated in Beijing

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Travis

Our sources from Pyongyang have relayed an official statement from the DPRK concerning Chinese Twitter rumors that Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has been assassinated. “Upon hearing the rumor that our beloved Supreme Leader has been assassinated, citizens of the DPRK flooded the streets … Continue reading →

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The Terror of Tiny Town

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Travis

I would like to introduce everyone to a film that fills a very particular niche in the movie industry.  The Terror of Tiny Town.  It’s a musical.  It’s a western.  Also, every member of the cast is a little person.  … Continue reading →

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More coverage from North Korea

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Travis

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has declared a national state of emergency after returning from the bathroom to see that someone has unpaused his Skyrim game without his consent.  Loyal comrades are reported to be throwing themselves in the streets in outrage … Continue reading →

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Exclusive coverage from the DPRK after the funeral of Kim Jong Il

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Travis

Kim Jong Un has now been officially presented to the people of North Korea as Supreme Leader, with the full backing of the Workers Party and the military.  Exclusive coverage from our sources in North Korea reveal the Supreme Leader’s … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas!

Posted on December 23, 2011 by Travis

Lately I haven’t been updating as much as I used to, and I wanted to leave a note to wish everyone Merry Christmas.  I also wanted to take the opportunity to share a Christmas movie… Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.  … Continue reading →

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Online Poker with Strong Bad

Posted on December 12, 2011 by Travis

I have recently discovered a Steam game that surprised me.  Now, I’m not much of an online poker player (Or a poker player at all really since I sort of suck at the rules).  When I saw Poker Night at … Continue reading →

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Zombie Outbreak… Disaster or Opportunity?

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Travis

I have been watching The Walking Dead.  This show keeps me up at night.  I am deeply worried that I will never get to experience a zombie outbreak.  I feel like I was made for such a catastrophe.  I use … Continue reading →

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Exclusive New Picture of the Iphone 5!

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Travis

As a member of the blogging press I have been granted access to an exclusive picture of the Iphone 5.  As you can see, it’s impressively designed, and Apple remains in the forefront of innovation and cool, pragmatic device architecture. … Continue reading →

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What Do They Call “Little People” in Middle Earth?

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Travis

Modern people with dwarfism (like the most common achondroplasia form) call themselves either dwarves, or the more widely used term “Little People”.  So what would they be called in Middle Earth?  Dwarf was already taken.  Hobbit is indeed a halfling, … Continue reading →

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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

Posted on September 14, 2011 by Travis

Everyone who was (or had) a child in the 90′s knows what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are.  They were heroes on a half-shell.  Crime fighting turtles that were transformed by a radioactive ooze, and given names by a rat.  … Continue reading →

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